super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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