you win again, gameday.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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