Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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