last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Fuck appropriateness.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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