are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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