Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
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