the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
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