what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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