Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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