Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
if only i could text you this smell
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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