Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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