dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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