Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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