singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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