Betty ford says i'm here all night
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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