Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
my being single is dangerous.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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