Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize
