when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
and she was petting her beer can
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
We're too hungover to prance.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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