The maid of honor just puked.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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