:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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