I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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