I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I wish i was in the wii world.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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