I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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