fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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