It's Friday. Sex?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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