That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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