i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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