Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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