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(419): View more from Ohio

I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.

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(757): View more from Virginia

Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.

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(310): View more from California

i was born a porn star she said

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(718): View more from New York

One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"

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(407): View more from Florida

He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.

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(315): View more from New York

It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.

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(561): View more from Florida

I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you

(860): View more from Connecticut

I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.

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(303): View more from Colorado

How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat

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