it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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