I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Randomize
