Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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