Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
how does that bad decision feel?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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