The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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