i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Randomize