Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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