Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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