if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Just pee around me
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
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