just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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