I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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