tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
it glows. i had to have it.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
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