I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
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