i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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