I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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