I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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