i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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