Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Randomize
