you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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