did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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