hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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