Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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